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00:00:38 dacutestcorvid: I ordered pizza

00:05:15 K0lumnist:

00:05:35 K0lumnist: Eh good enough to be awake

00:06:18 dacutestcorvid: BofaNG

00:06:30 K0lumnist: I feel kinda sick and am gonna talk myself into not being sivk at all. Smtimes that works

00:06:41 K0lumnist: Another drive game

00:06:57 K0lumnist: xD

00:08:04 dacutestcorvid: I got an ad immediately after my last message I feel like that's divine punishment

00:08:21 K0lumnist: Lol

00:09:07 dacutestcorvid: bofa beamNG

00:10:02 K0lumnist:

how is the haley doin? Oh god the game is loud

00:10:15 K0lumnist:

00:10:41 Dinkles1me: More practice, huh?

00:11:12 Dinkles1me: Vroom vroom

00:11:25 K0lumnist: Thats good to hear

00:11:37 dacutestcorvid: I forgot I set Twitch's resolution to the lowest setting and just thought you were streaming in 160p30 for fun

00:11:45 K0lumnist: Hi dinkles how you doin?

00:12:03 K0lumnist: xD

00:12:14 Dinkles1me: Dinkles is ok, watching Haley totally crash

00:12:16 dacutestcorvid: Distracted driving kills

00:12:21 K0lumnist: No phone for haley when driving

00:12:36 dacutestcorvid: Clip this and send it to public broadcasting to make a PSA

00:13:53 Dinkles1me: Honk if you're Haley

00:14:06 K0lumnist: !yay

00:14:09 dacutestcorvid: I started playing Euro Truck Simulator 2 and it feels eerily close to how I remember driving in general feeling--kind of stressful

00:14:54 dacutestcorvid: catching up tu 'em. speed on that thang

00:15:02 K0lumnist: damn ill never get a drivers license. I dont like driving

00:15:32 K0lumnist: Oooh

00:15:35 K0lumnist: Ez

00:15:46 dacutestcorvid: Oh no I just dislike real life driving with an *intense* passion. Just kind of can't handle it. Sensory overload

00:15:48 dacutestcorvid: first try

00:16:42 K0lumnist: I have dreams about driving and fcking it up...

00:16:44 Dinkles1me: Speaking of cars, did you get yours?

00:17:04 K0lumnist: I hope you zave good piblic transporz

00:17:39 Dinkles1me: Oh right, I keep forgetting what today is

00:17:42 dacutestcorvid: I live in a university town with buses that are free for anyone to use. Bike infrastructure is unsafe and almost nonexistent. It's a miracle I even have semi-reliable busses

00:18:36 K0lumnist: No bikes? ;/ I drive everwhere with bike

00:18:49 dacutestcorvid: There's no sidewalk for me to get to the bus stop, so I have to walk along the median of a relatively busy road

00:19:05 K0lumnist: I like germany for having sidewalks everywhere

00:19:42 dacutestcorvid: More than anything, I just wish my nearby stop wasn't just a gravel patch. No bench, no shelter, and it's at least a 5-ish minute walk and I need to cross the road twice. A road with no crosswalks

00:20:30 K0lumnist:

00:21:14 dacutestcorvid: Honestly, my dream? Live in a place where I can live without a car. The U.S. kinda ain't it for me

00:21:27 dacutestcorvid: You're falling behind!

00:21:34 Dinkles1me: Gotta scoot for now, but you have a good stream!

00:21:42 K0lumnist: Can r3commend europe

00:21:56 dacutestcorvid: Order update, my order is in the oven

00:21:59 K0lumnist: Not too shaby in some places xd

00:22:42 dacutestcorvid: I had 60 points so I got a free medium pizza

00:23:18 dacutestcorvid: I mean this without exaggeration, but I've yet to hear about anything about Germany where I've gone "Yeah that sounds worse than where I live"

00:24:03 dacutestcorvid: critique whoever modeled your car

00:24:05 K0lumnist: I never said germany xD I think there are better places in europe. Just only know germany having sidewalks is all they have goin

00:24:33 dacutestcorvid: I know a surprising amount of Germans, so it's the one I hear of the most

00:24:43 K0lumnist: Ah ye ok xd

00:24:51 K0lumnist: I think your car boke

00:25:17 K0lumnist: I heard that zcech republic is good but never went there

00:25:21 dacutestcorvid: wait it's Friday tomorrow?

00:25:29 K0lumnist: Yup

00:25:30 dacutestcorvid: well, it's today for K0lumnist

00:25:36 K0lumnist: Or for me it is toda y xd

00:25:40 K0lumnist: Ye Xd

00:26:04 dacutestcorvid: claw crane

00:26:36 K0lumnist: Also heard iceland is a nice country but ye never went there either

00:27:45 dacutestcorvid: Well, planning where to live in the future is a bit too far ahead. For starters, I need to actually save up enough money for a passport. $165 is a bit more than I can afford atm

00:27:45 K0lumnist:

00:28:06 K0lumnist: Et

00:28:12 dacutestcorvid: Yeah...

00:28:14 K0lumnist: Wth thats so exoensive

00:28:27 K0lumnist: And I thought germany is joking with the price

00:29:18 dacutestcorvid: With recent events... I actually had one of my international friends offer to give me money to get a passport. I originally wasn't going to accept. But with the way things are going...

00:29:47 K0lumnist:

im sorry for all ya american folks

00:30:09 dacutestcorvid: The biggest emotional blow was asking my international friends how much higher education costs, broadly speaking

00:30:19 K0lumnist: yeeeeee xd

00:30:26 dacutestcorvid: Haley getting cancelled?!??!!?!?!?!!11!?!?

00:30:54 K0lumnist: I wont participate in the cancelling. Rather the opposite

00:31:05 K0lumnist: Unless she ate a human xd voore

00:31:23 K0lumnist: !yay

00:32:14 dacutestcorvid: A random number is calling my phone what the hell this is scary

00:33:01 dacutestcorvid: I need to check because it might be related to my order. But they left a voicemail so its fine

00:33:06 dacutestcorvid: brb

00:34:02 dacutestcorvid: It was just an automated voicemail from Dominos to tell me my order was on the way. They've NEVER done that before

00:34:58 dacutestcorvid: I had it happen once that I got an email from them saying they messed up my order (they didn't) and gave me 60 free points

00:35:22 dacutestcorvid: Apparently it happens all the time to my roommate, so I'm dong some testing some small things to try and make it happen again

00:35:29 K0lumnist: How much is 60?

00:35:43 dacutestcorvid: Enough for a free medium 2 topping pizza

00:35:52 K0lumnist: Oh thats nice

00:36:16 dacutestcorvid: I put together a desk for my friend, who ordered pizza for me as my dinner, and it took like 3 hours to arrive. I was starving before he even ordered it

00:36:28 dacutestcorvid: I got an ad, so hold that thought

00:36:51 dacutestcorvid: Also my order's almost here so brb anyway

00:37:01 pony_under_cheese:

00:40:01 K0lumnist:

Im feeling slightly better now

00:40:08 K0lumnist: That car doesnt seem fine though

00:40:09 K0lumnist: xD

00:40:47 K0lumnist: im gonna Blood on the birdtower soon

00:41:19 dacutestcorvid: I'm back

00:41:30 K0lumnist: Im gonna study in the times between days so ye lets see how much I actually concentrate xD

00:41:34 dacutestcorvid: I got an ad right as you said 'Dominos API Wrapper'

00:42:12 K0lumnist: dont hit your car

00:42:17 K0lumnist: HUH????

00:42:20 K0lumnist: when?

00:42:21 dacutestcorvid: Medium pan pizza, extra cheese, pepperoni, mushrooms. 12 piece chicken bites with bacon and tomato (got a 50% off coupon)

00:42:29 K0lumnist: oh extra cheese

00:42:33 K0lumnist: Im so hungry now

00:42:58 dacutestcorvid: I was about to suggest a MC mod

00:43:03 K0lumnist: xD lol thats such a cool minecraft mod Idea

00:43:06 dacutestcorvid: Resonite

00:43:24 dacutestcorvid: A Factorio mod that let's my factory order pizza

00:43:29 dacutestcorvid: *me

00:43:32 dacutestcorvid: *my

00:43:51 K0lumnist: NO

00:43:53 K0lumnist: Im so dumb

00:43:58 K0lumnist: I missclicked twice

00:43:59 dacutestcorvid: dominos x buttplug[dot]io crossover

00:44:09 K0lumnist: what? oh xD lol

00:44:55 K0lumnist: The crashes look sooo good

00:44:57 dacutestcorvid: ez

00:45:23 K0lumnist: xd

00:45:27 K0lumnist: if it ever comes out

00:45:41 K0lumnist: What you think will come out first. GTA 6 or Silksong?

00:46:19 dacutestcorvid: GTA 6

00:46:34 K0lumnist: ye prob gta6

00:46:51 dacutestcorvid: If 7 Days to Die can release 1.0, then BeamNG.drive can do the same

00:47:05 K0lumnist: true xd

00:47:42 dacutestcorvid: I first learned about 7DtD in Elementary School

00:47:55 K0lumnist: lol huh?

00:48:07 dacutestcorvid: old

00:49:18 K0lumnist: Wish I could change some minor life choices like me learning about league of legends.

00:49:27 K0lumnist: They are supposed to stop when they get hit

00:49:30 K0lumnist: xd

00:50:12 K0lumnist: i know all the lore, all the characters abilities but I cant change a car tire... ;(

00:50:39 dacutestcorvid: BeamNG destructible environment when??!

00:50:39 K0lumnist: sure

00:51:03 K0lumnist: ok gotta go

Have fun destroying cars

00:52:24 dacutestcorvid: Enjoy the next 24 hours

00:53:27 dacutestcorvid: I haven't. I considered spending my points on like the pastas or a sandwich. But let's be honest, why would I spend my points NOT on pizza?

00:53:46 dacutestcorvid: They do look good...

00:54:07 dacutestcorvid: I love their cheesy bread

00:54:11 dacutestcorvid: It's top tier

00:54:29 dacutestcorvid: My chicken bites were hella moist just now

00:54:47 dacutestcorvid: Blud just gave up

00:55:15 dacutestcorvid: If I get blesses with 60 'free' points I'll get a sandwich

00:55:32 dacutestcorvid: No other pizza place compares to the Dominos cheesy bread

00:56:14 dacutestcorvid: If there's one thing I know about Dominos, it's that it seems like every person I know has completely different experiences with them

00:56:40 dacutestcorvid: Sounds normal to me

00:56:42 dacutestcorvid: Oh no...

00:57:17 dacutestcorvid: The woods are going through you

00:58:10 dacutestcorvid: Yeah

00:58:58 dacutestcorvid: First try

00:59:48 dacutestcorvid: It doesn't matter what US time zone you're in you CANNOT have coffee this late

01:00:13 dacutestcorvid: Hmmm......

01:00:22 dacutestcorvid: Alright... I'll accept that reason

01:01:15 dacutestcorvid: *in a truck* "Woah! This is just like Euro Truck Simulator 2!"

01:02:04 socksthefennec: m

01:02:19 dacutestcorvid: Me: "Gee however shall I announce my presence?" The boisterous horn:

01:02:53 dacutestcorvid: n

01:03:02 socksthefennec: not incredible but I'm here

01:03:25 socksthefennec: !kill

01:03:29 dacutestcorvid: !kill

01:03:31 dacutestcorvid: !yay

01:03:38 socksthefennec: !fanta

01:03:41 dacutestcorvid: !slime

01:03:47 dacutestcorvid: !fanta

01:03:48 socksthefennec: !fanta

01:04:04 dacutestcorvid: !kill

01:04:04 socksthefennec: fanta flood incident

01:04:07 dacutestcorvid: !yay

01:04:19 socksthefennec: this is like, the third time

01:04:35 socksthefennec: tuah

01:05:05 dacutestcorvid: fant uah. pour on that thang (Haley)

01:05:07 socksthefennec: no option to separately turn it on and off?

01:05:37 dacutestcorvid: !fanta

01:05:47 socksthefennec: !fanta

01:05:57 socksthefennec: !fanta

01:05:59 socksthefennec: !fanta

01:06:02 socksthefennec: !fanta

01:06:11 dacutestcorvid: !fanta

01:06:21 socksthefennec: no more fanta flood

01:06:28 dacutestcorvid: I can't believe I'm feeling tired at 19:08

01:06:39 dacutestcorvid: I have received an ad

01:06:58 socksthefennec: this is better practice for when you get your car

01:08:24 dacutestcorvid:

01:08:30 socksthefennec: yippie

01:08:36 dacutestcorvid: I can't believe I'm feeling tired at 19:11

01:09:04 socksthefennec: !yay

01:09:23 socksthefennec: I can't believe I'm feeling tired at 10:11

01:09:30 dacutestcorvid: I need to get pepperoni and bake it in an oven to recreate the extra crunchy ones I get on pizza

01:11:18 socksthefennec: some call me a snack

01:11:26 dacutestcorvid: I love the lemon ones

01:11:50 socksthefennec: but I'm Socks, Snacks is a different fennec I know

01:12:23 dacutestcorvid: what flavor

01:13:02 socksthefennec: dunno, fennec flavor

01:13:58 dacutestcorvid: fennec flavoured girl scout cookies

01:14:07 socksthefennec: hi back

01:14:12 dacutestcorvid: I NEED WATER

01:14:45 socksthefennec: thin mince

01:15:30 socksthefennec: should've just bitten into it

01:15:50 socksthefennec: !cheese

01:15:52 dacutestcorvid: I've got a wedge of italian parm stored away

01:16:06 dacutestcorvid: I also forgot that you can just order girl scout cookies

01:16:33 dacutestcorvid: I went to the fancy white person store and got me some parmigiano reggiano

01:16:58 dacutestcorvid: I love my bluetooth headphones because I can just go to the kitchen and get water and still hear stream

01:17:08 dacutestcorvid: Cheaper

01:17:52 dacutestcorvid: I've got some noise cancelling ones

01:18:48 dacutestcorvid: It has saved me so many times when my roommates are snoring. And practically saved my life my first year in a shared dorm

01:19:55 socksthefennec: I have wireless headphones with noise cancelling and noise loudencing, though I don't use either much

01:20:25 socksthefennec: them on their own blocks enough that I don't feel the need much

01:20:35 socksthefennec: good while mowing though

01:20:52 dacutestcorvid: My headphones are specifically the Sony WH-1000M3

01:21:11 dacutestcorvid: Snoring is one of the few noises to truly make me violent. I'm sure you get it

01:22:04 socksthefennec: mine are the sony WH-CH720N

01:22:13 socksthefennec: they were on sale once

01:22:16 dacutestcorvid: Spongebob-ass driving

01:22:25 socksthefennec: spongebob ass-driving

01:22:48 dacutestcorvid: Mine were a gift from family. I've had them since like my first year of high school

01:23:13 socksthefennec: https://xkcd.com/37/ has permanently changed me

01:23:19 dacutestcorvid: I usually slice my cheese into thing slices and nibble at that rather than shredding it

01:23:27 dacutestcorvid: it's a good ass-comic

01:23:54 dacutestcorvid: Though something like shredded cheddar has a very satisfying texture when shredding

01:24:07 socksthefennec: zamn, nice

01:24:08 dacutestcorvid: Bruh just move the boat up

01:24:35 dacutestcorvid: Nah I'm raw doggin that cheese

01:25:21 socksthefennec: what the cheese doin

01:26:56 socksthefennec: sick trick haley

01:27:37 socksthefennec: !yay

01:27:39 dacutestcorvid: !yay

01:27:53 dacutestcorvid: Pop the fantapagne!

01:27:55 dacutestcorvid: !fanta

01:28:05 socksthefennec: engine flooding with fanta

01:28:59 dacutestcorvid: system in my fanta

01:29:23 dacutestcorvid: ChatNG

01:29:32 socksthefennec: chat plays beamNG

01:31:03 socksthefennec: !kill

01:31:10 dacutestcorvid: I just saw someone be wrong on the internet and I'm being SO brave about it

01:31:34 socksthefennec: can you choose a different car?

01:32:33 socksthefennec: !yay

01:32:39 dacutestcorvid: 400!

01:32:44 dacutestcorvid: We should have capital numbers

01:32:54 dacutestcorvid: !yay

01:33:18 dacutestcorvid: $00

01:33:37 socksthefennec: relevant video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLRdruqQfRk

01:33:59 dacutestcorvid: $25,000

01:34:31 socksthefennec: tom7 is a treasure

01:36:00 dacutestcorvid: hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome to five nights at freddy's

01:36:18 socksthefennec: running out of blinker fluid

01:36:21 dacutestcorvid: It worked

01:36:27 dacutestcorvid: My distraction worked

01:36:45 dacutestcorvid: karma happened TvT

01:37:25 socksthefennec: driving gay

01:37:43 socksthefennec: that's how you know your car is a little fruity

01:38:09 dacutestcorvid: milk.

01:38:11 dacutestcorvid: your thoughts?

01:38:26 socksthefennec: what kind

01:38:36 dacutestcorvid: dealer's choice

01:38:52 socksthefennec: on occasion

01:40:04 socksthefennec: lime milk

01:40:10 dacutestcorvid: strawberry milk is my favorite

01:40:23 dacutestcorvid: hell

01:40:45 socksthefennec: I don't think it actually tastes like milk but it's green

01:40:46 dacutestcorvid: I love them

01:41:10 socksthefennec: wait no it doesn't taste like lime

01:41:16 socksthefennec: it does taste like milk

01:41:29 dacutestcorvid: "I don't know if this is just an American thing" - As your talking to an American

01:41:46 socksthefennec: I don't know what a tohou is

01:42:08 dacutestcorvid: It's the Grinch's milk

01:42:10 dacutestcorvid: I'm sorry

01:42:45 dacutestcorvid: Maybe the Grinch is always upset because h

01:42:47 socksthefennec: haley if you ever come here I'm forcing lime milk into you one way or another

01:42:52 dacutestcorvid: he never gets

01:42:58 dacutestcorvid: auhdae

01:43:00 dacutestcorvid: a

01:43:28 socksthefennec: opposite of gatekeeping. you WILL know about it

01:44:03 dacutestcorvid: Based limes

01:45:16 dacutestcorvid: Press 'T' to change vehicles

01:45:32 socksthefennec: it's not like they put actual bananas or strawberries in banana and strawberry milk

01:45:38 dacutestcorvid: I lied

01:46:39 socksthefennec: yea idk what it actually tastes like but it's not a lime

01:46:57 socksthefennec: it's just called that for.. reasons?

01:47:42 socksthefennec: something about flavor science

01:47:56 socksthefennec: suboptimal

01:48:48 socksthefennec: wow this is just like the polar express

01:48:51 socksthefennec: but american

01:48:53 dacutestcorvid: It do go down

01:49:30 dacutestcorvid: I'd win

01:49:41 socksthefennec: true

01:49:55 socksthefennec: it could be a private bus

01:49:58 socksthefennec: you don't know

01:50:04 dacutestcorvid: Sonic skateboard!

01:50:36 dacutestcorvid: This: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7Q0_DgXHG0

01:51:59 socksthefennec: just like when I ride a bus

01:52:05 socksthefennec: every time

01:52:22 dacutestcorvid: This is how I get to campus

01:52:35 socksthefennec: it gets tiring

01:52:45 dacutestcorvid: Bales

01:55:25 dacutestcorvid: I will say driving in ETS2 is actually pretty fun when I do it with the other camera angles. I only get overwhelmed when in first person

01:55:34 socksthefennec: beamNG VR

01:56:26 dacutestcorvid: That would kill me

01:57:15 dacutestcorvid: No, BeamNG VR would kill me

01:57:40 socksthefennec: if it does I should try that out sometime

01:57:53 socksthefennec: when it's not too hot

01:58:04 dacutestcorvid: you should use insane nuclear bomb

01:59:26 socksthefennec: hydrogen bomb

02:00:16 dacutestcorvid: could yo uget an AI car to chase you down the ramp?

02:02:36 socksthefennec: the learner:

02:04:07 socksthefennec: it'll buff out

02:05:33 dacutestcorvid: I would say to get a head start before you tell the AI to chase but this is more interesting

02:06:11 dacutestcorvid: No... couldn't have been

02:06:37 socksthefennec: really? live on stream?

02:07:01 socksthefennec: it's okay, you removed them

02:08:02 socksthefennec: smh

02:09:35 socksthefennec: !yay

02:09:35 dacutestcorvid: ow

02:09:46 socksthefennec: perfect parallel park

02:10:04 dacutestcorvid: average Southern driver

02:11:00 dacutestcorvid: As we all know, BeamNG was invented solely to throw vehicles down various kinds of ramps

02:11:50 dacutestcorvid: holy fuck that's big

02:12:27 dacutestcorvid: that map is very large

02:12:44 dacutestcorvid: ow

02:12:50 dacutestcorvid: please be careful i'm in the car too

02:13:41 dacutestcorvid: this is what it's like to be John Redbull

02:14:15 dacutestcorvid: speeeeeen

02:14:22 socksthefennec: !yay

02:14:29 dacutestcorvid: !yay

02:14:31 dacutestcorvid: !fanta

02:14:33 dacutestcorvid: !kill

02:14:35 dacutestcorvid: !slime

02:15:49 socksthefennec: honestly surprised how well that thing is holding together

02:16:06 dacutestcorvid: you might want to set your spawn up there if you want to try several ramps

02:16:14 dacutestcorvid: no...

02:16:25 socksthefennec: lmao

02:16:40 dacutestcorvid: drag

02:17:03 socksthefennec: fun stuff?

02:17:07 dacutestcorvid: isn't there a tool that let's you drag?

02:17:18 socksthefennec: force field!

02:18:13 socksthefennec: aw it's not that

02:21:09 dacutestcorvid:

02:21:25 dacutestcorvid: L for Lwinner

02:22:29 dacutestcorvid: This map looks like an early 90s CG render

02:22:51 socksthefennec: bath

02:22:59 dacutestcorvid: John Redbull can handle it

02:23:40 dacutestcorvid: Erhm, what the scallop?

02:24:12 dacutestcorvid: Ok maybe there's one thing John Redbull can't handle

02:24:48 dacutestcorvid: John Redbull is in PT so I'm in the car now

02:25:21 dacutestcorvid: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

02:25:59 dacutestcorvid: Saved from the bath

02:26:34 dacutestcorvid: DaCutestCorvid is in PT so now my stunt double is in there

02:27:20 dacutestcorvid: Your in his DMs. I'm in his emergency contacts. We are not the same.

02:27:25 dacutestcorvid: I have received terrible news

02:27:33 socksthefennec: tuah more

02:28:44 dacutestcorvid: Socks do you want to drive the last one

02:28:45 socksthefennec: became one with the car

02:28:55 socksthefennec: sure it's my turn next

02:30:28 socksthefennec: yippie

02:31:18 socksthefennec: !yay

02:31:29 dacutestcorvid: !yay

02:31:34 socksthefennec: it is over. goodbye.

02:31:41 socksthefennec: thank for streaming haley

02:31:45 socksthefennec: ..so no head?

02:31:52 dacutestcorvid: I'll probably be going to bed soon

02:32:28 socksthefennec: rest well corvid

02:32:48 dacutestcorvid: Goodbye

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